While our series Yesterday’s Gone: Season One has more than 600 something reviews (thanks, Goners!), WhiteSpace: Season One was taking F O R E V E R to get to 100 reviews, so I took a page from Hugh, and decided I’d bribe our readers with some sexy dance moves.
They chose Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.
And then many months passed.
I thought maybe people had forgotten. And I was relieved, as I hate dancing. Namely because I suck at it, and I’m a big giant fat guy with the grace of an elephant… an elephant with broken legs.
Then last week, Donald Wells emailed me to say, “Hey, I left the 100th review! You owe me a dance.”
Er, I mean, thank you, Donald.
I emailed Donald back, may have called him a bastard, and he said not to worry, he wouldn’t hold me to it.
I said, no, I promised to make an ass of myself, and…
An ass I do make of myself.
So, here you go, Donald, and everyone else who left a review.
Before you watch, I should warn you: when I showed this video to my wife, she stared at it through closed fingers like you would a car accident, scary movie, or natural disaster. Frankly, I think this is worse than all three of those combined.
This is painful to put out there, but when I promise to make an ass of myself, I stick to it!