I’m No Hugh Howey

So a while ago, Hugh Howey did a dance video when he reached 100 reviews for a little book you might of heard of called Wool. While our series Yesterday’s Gone: Season One has more than 600 something reviews (thanks, Goners!), WhiteSpace: Season One was taking F O R E V E R to get to 100 reviews, so I took a page from Hugh, and decided I’d bribe our readers with some sexy dance moves. I said that once WhiteSpace: Season One got 100 reviews, I’d make an ass out of myself to the song they chose. They chose Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. And then many months passed. I thought maybe people had forgotten. And I was relieved, as I hate dancing. Namely because I suck at it, and I’m a big giant fat guy with the grace of an elephant… an elephant with broken legs. Then last week, Donald Wells emailed me to say, “Hey, I left the 100th review! You owe me a dance.” Bastard! Er, I mean, thank you, Donald. I emailed Donald back, may have called him a bastard, and he said not to worry, he wouldn’t hold me to it. I said, no, I promised to make an ass of myself, and… An ass I do make of myself. So, here you go, Donald, and everyone else who left a review. Before you watch, I should warn you: when I showed this video to my wife, she stared at it through closed fingers like you would a car accident, scary movie, or natural disaster. Frankly, I think this is worse...